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Why did the computer go to the doctor?
B
ecause
it caught a virus
!
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My wallet is like an onion.
Opening it makes me cry.
😂
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs!
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Dad, can you put my shoes on?
"No, I don't think they'll fit me."
😆
Why was the stadium so cool?
Because it was filled with fans!
😂
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
😂
Customer:
"Waiter, this soup tastes funny."
Waiter:
"Then why aren't you laughing?"
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My bed and I are perfect for each other.
But my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up!
😂
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a cell phone!
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